
Anyways.he's also got some other odd weapons he brings to the table, such as a lightsaber, a crowbar, a Master Sword replica although this is assuming it's just a toy rather than the actual sword itself, a baseball bat, a tuning fork able to create earthquakes, grenades, and a time stopping NES Remote. Wiz: Don't worry, Jocelyn's already taken care of that. We made sure to close the back door this time, right? As if Deadpool and the Mask weren't enough. Speaking of this, he has the uncanny ability to make pop culture references and has knowledge on fiction itself, giving him Fourth Wall breaking powers.īoomstick: Oh great, not another one of these.

Wiz: Most of his abilities come from inspiration from whatever he's watching or reviewing. I'm guessing that's where he got the inspiration, wasn't it? Moving on, the Critic's capable of flight.for some reason, and the flight he has actually is fast enough to cause sonic booms and enter space in mere seconds.īoomstick: And if you thought his abilities couldn't get any stupider, there's also the fact that this man is a legitimate fire bender and lightning bender! That's right, he's able to shoot fireballs from his hands and shoot electricity from his finger tips sort of like Emperor Palpatine. Wiz: The Nostalgia Critic's also capable of cloning himself, summoning the Burger King by saying "elephant!".īoomstick: He can summon the Burger King? Lucky! I wish I had him come to my house every day, I wouldn't ever have to cook dinner anymore! Although come to think of it, the food there hasn't really been the best lately.hm.you think he could summon the In N Out guy instead? His most trusty weapon is his pistol, a weapon strong enough to destroy walls with just a single shot and one that he loves to fire whenever he's enraged.īoomstick: Speaking of his rage, this man's anger is so powerful that he's able to create explosions just by yelling! Depending on how angry he gets, his explosions range from being able to destroy a door into destroying an entire city out of sheer anger! I'd hate to be this guy's neighbor. Wiz: Despite being a Youtube personality in the end of the day, the Nostalgia Critic has plenty of abilities he's unintentionally garnered from his reviews. Wiz: In the year 2007, a man named Doug Walker began his Youtube career as the Nostalgia Critic, a character he does that he himself admits takes heavy inspiration from Looney Tunes star Daffy Duck.īoomstick: The point of his channel, you may ask? Why, it's practically in his name! He critiques things that come off as nostalgic.or well, he used to. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. What are we even doing with our lives?īoomstick: And Broly, the legendary Super Saiyan. If channeled incorrectly, it can spawn those who will attack at even the slightest of criticisms.īoomstick. If channeled correctly, it can allow others to see the validity in your stance. Wiz: Despite it's infamy, anger can prove to be quite a useful emotion.
